chanel is stars wars for the girlies
controversial and 100% factual!!!!!!!
hello my fashun jedi!
welcome to What Is This Regarding? a weekly sletter where we take a critical lewk at wtf’s going on around us. this wk, there is only one thing going on *you know besides war, financial disaster, and every other f*cked thing going on* MET GALA!
i’m going to do everyone a favor and *GASP* NOT TALK ABOUT THE MET GALA. but i am going to talk about father karl and chanel. beware, chanel stans, i’m coming for the house. clutch your pearls if you must…
chanel is star wars for women.
why? because it has a FANDOM beyond the thing itself. its an empire all its own with people who hang fan art in their homes, buy silly mugs, with members who “swear on chanel”. exhibit a:
before you declare this sletter total slander, let me present my case.
(1) Karl + Chaupette = Luke + Yoda
nothing comes between a man and his pet/spiritual guide/hairy friend, and both of these guys are here to prove it.
(2) sexy hairy beasts travel in packs
(3) chanel is basically a fashun space ship that prob has the same electric bill
“collectors” are just superfans. and the ultimate superfans belong to star wars. is there even a difference between a starwars convention and a chanel fashion show? a walk in closet with lit up chanel accessories and a display of star wars figurines?
not to mention - both are… bitchy. they both have little codes, like philosophies of how to BE BETTER.
karl’s just happen to be racist, mean, and fatphobic so I will very much not be placing them here thank you very much!!!!
but somehow, despite all of that, despite the questionable history of chanel herself, everyone STANS!!!!!
so today, i troll the stans AND the fandom, and i call it like i see it…
may the force (and the fourth!!!!!!) be with you!!!!!!!
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