FROM THE ARCHIVES: SPOOKY SZN
be afraid!!!!!!
Hello my gorgeous pal!!
Today… as you read this…. i am OUT OF OFFICE. I am AT THE POOL. i am DECOMPRESSING.
SO. I bring you one of my favorite, timely archival posts.
SPOOKY SZN!!!!! 10/11/22
Happy Fall from 🔥The Fueg 🔥, the newsletter nobody asked for but everyone needs. When the f*ck did it become October? Hasn't it been spooky szn for like... 3 years...? In today's issue, we're exXxploring how to make spooky szn work for you since we've been spooked enough and absolutely the f*ck are not putting on mouse ears this halloween.
I'm gonna go ahead and jump right into it because this year flew the f by so we gotta catch up. LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!
1. When you look tired, embrace your inner zombie
Frankly i'm f*cking tired!!!!! Hbu sis??? Yeah, that's what I thought. TiReD. So rather than conceal those dark circles, let's rock with it, slap on something comfy, and party.
It's giving 9 PM bedtime... ALL the time.
For those of you who enjoy makeup, this is the time of year to leverage your lack of sleep and give the good ol' little J lewk a spin. It's called raccoon fashun and it's still all the rage, even 10+ years later.
Bonus points for using a death stare!!!! Nothing says don't talk to me like a this!
2. Let your inner scorpio out to do the spooking.
If you ask me, as a true-blue scorpio, this is the best time of year. You can be and do anything you damn want. Candy at 9 am? DO IT. Write a passionate op-ed about your disdain for Big Pharma and how it connects to how boring everyone's style is now? DO IT. The sky is the mf limit, my dude. We're in the thicc of Q4, and this is YOUR moment. YOUR *I repeat* MOMENT.
There is no time to shy away from what is calling out to you. And if your truest calling is to binge watch stranger things like mine was, f*cking do it with pride.
3. Get f*cking weird.
I mean WEIRD. Staying up all night researching your niche interests and investing in them to aggressive levels? YES.
Silver eyeshadow on your cheeks? YES. Underwear as a hat? Well, maybe no. Unless you're my adorable niece Lola or nephew Chase bc high key they can pull off anything.
This October is YOUR moment to just be a little bit CrAzY. If you're not doing this, pls don't call me:
Most of all, my bestie, please remember this. Whence getting weird, one musteth remembereth that the path isn't always cleareth. It's AmBigUoUs...eth. And that's the part that makes it as delicious as fun-size candy.
So, my love, please remember these key fueg-level takeaways. Be you. Be high on sugar. Be in pajamas at all times. I love you, you're a pumpkin-spiced-slay.
<3
i love u like i love a silky pajama,
amy
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