it's giving identity crisis
but make it fashun
hi beauty,
welcome to What Is This Regarding? where we take a critical lewk at wtf’s going on around us. This wk, i consulted with my new power assistant Chat GPT for some FRAICHE INSPIRATION, AI STYLE!!!!! So, I’m going to share what we *yes you read that right, me and my COLLABORATOR CHAT MOTHA FUCKIN GPT* were feelin.
the convos is in 3 parts.
part I: gather insight
I couldn’t help but wonder, how is everyone doing? what’s going on in everyone’s minds and what do the people NEED?
GPT: Given the ongoing pandemic, your readers may be feeling anxious or stressed. Writing about ways to cope with pandemic-related stress, or humorous takes on pandemic-related news, could resonate with them. Alternatively, with the arrival of spring, you could write about the joys of getting outside and enjoying the sunshine after a long winter.
ME: is it the pandemic or high key is the internet just killing us? i WILL bite the hand that feeds me! we are no longer the cyberpunks in iconic latex and tiny sunglasses… are we now… just… zombies…?
what is the answer??? do we all just need the extreme comfort of cabincore and discontinued entireworld sweats?
also s/o summer. the sun really do be the healer.
part II: tell a humorous anecdote to become *relatable*
GPT told me you all would love to hear a ReLaTaBLe flop era story so here goes, me + some pull quote from GPT:
“I want to talk about a fashion disaster that I experienced - one that left me scrambling for a solution faster than you can say 'Vogue'.” the year was 2014ish. I was at 1 world trade at a deskside for teen vogue bc like many youths back then, i *had a jewelry line*. i was sporting a brand new very old pair of prada loafers sourced from a thrift in NOLA. they were gorgeous. about halfway thru the mtg, jewelry splayed on the table, something…felt…off. I realized… “my prized prada loafers [were crumbling] beneath me like a stale croissant” all over the immaculate white floor. FLIP FLOP the pradas were a bad cop.
years later, i can still see the black crumbles destroying my meeting and my confidence. but who the f cares bc it was iconic and i learned that recobbling is completely a thing.
part III: identity crisis bc who tf am i? Chat GPT knows!
GPT: Based on the information you've provided, your voice comes across as witty, playful, and unapologetically irreverent. You seem to have a talent for finding humor in unexpected places, and your writing style is likely to be characterized by snappy one-liners and clever wordplay.
Your newsletter seems to be a reflection of your personal brand and your unique perspective on the world, and you are likely to approach your work with a healthy dose of humor and a willingness to take risks.
Overall, your voice and style are likely to resonate with readers who appreciate a fresh, irreverent take on the news and pop culture, and who enjoy seeing the world through a slightly skewed lens.
MOI: ok screaming bc i truly feel seen and loved by this AI, especially thru my skewed lens.
PEEP THE FUEG
THINGS I FUCKING LOVE!!!!!!
CHAT GPT: obvi. Prompt 1: tell them who you are and ask who you are lol. Begin your journey.
HOLD SWIM: susty AND sexy??? we love to see it. and I’d love for YOU to see it. Tomorrow!!! or ASAP! Hosting a gifting suite for hotties only at metahaiku friday 3/10 from noon-5 or hmu to see the suits.
Have something YOU fucking love? Email amy@whatisthisregarding.com with subject: FUEG
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