jane goodall: OG hottie

ALL HAIL OUR TAN BAREFOOT ICON

May 25, 2023

hi beauty!

welcome to What Is This Regarding? where we take a critical lewk at wtf’s going on around us. This wk i will share what’s been on my mind for awhile:

JANE GOODALL IS THE ULTIMATE HOTTIE.

this well rounded icon deserves a moment for her impact… not just via her global impact and research, but also on LeWks. her tan?? 10/10 year round. let me break it down.

(1) hot at every age

OK SKIN. can you say gorgeous? i for one am very pro wrinkle - it shows you EARNED IT - which in jane’s case is also very fkn accurate. go off.

(2) perfected the stealth wealth uniform

utility, monochrome neutrals, substantial fabrics, and a comfortable fit is what luxury is all about (and always chasing even when it gets derailed). jane walked so the row could run. NATURE SLAY!

(3) shoeless icon

being barefoot signals “i am zen.” I Am Zen signals “I AM HOT.” everyone loves someone who is *at one* with the earth. especially this guy:

i will leave you here bc honestly we should all close our f*cking devices go for a hike or forest bathe immediately.

PEEP THE FUEG

WAIT IM OBSESSED!!!!!

NIGHT MARKET @ METAHAIKU! THIS FRIDAY 5/26 @ OG METAHAIKU!!!!!!!! 5-9 PM! deets here.

must watch the knick: oldie but a goodie! who knew surgery started from people literally just hoping for the best! also - horse and buggy and opium dens in NYC is a vibe and a half. hop over to HBO MAX (also can they pls stop rebranding literally no one cares) and binge this!

Have something YOU fucking love? Email amy@whatisthisregarding.com with subject: FUEG

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