the bitch is back

and reincarnated as a bridezilla to be

good morning angels,

welcome to What Is This Regarding? where we take a critical lewk at wtf’s going on around us. this wk i come out of hiding as i marry the LOML.

FIRST, a quick hit list of everything exciting happening this wk (besides the wedding):

1. BFF Molly’s iconic mag MERDE 8 HIT THE STANDS and is chock full of sexy content - and surprise surprise a little bit of moi (bridezilla!!!!) You can also find MERDE at many mag shops and even Barnes and Noble. SLAY!

2. BFF Macy Eleni’s thrift bible aka SECOND CHANCES is OFFICIALLY OUT!!!! Everyone get your copy. We shot photos for the book for months last year…and bc this wk I’m the bride and its all about me I will snag some bragging rights that Macy’s book pops the fuck off.

Going into a wedding wknd i’m suited up with mantras as strong as armor, ones like, MAXIMIZE FUN, and DON’T BE FKN PSYCHO jk just the first one!!!!

But it brought me to wonder why godzilla got such a bad rep…

to me, he was simply larger than life, strong, had a POV, and wanted to take over NYC… is that so different than the wolves of wall street or anna wintour?

I am excited to be bridezilla bc before that i was just as rageful anyways but without a purpose or an excuse.

But now, I’ll continue to rage, but the fun way, and i hope you all are raging in peace and maximizing fun.

Sending you every tiny bit of love in the entire universe - i love you so much and thank you for laughing at my silly little memes week after week, year after year.

<3

i love u like i love a book as a prop,

amy

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