🔥The Fueg: HeAt WaVe 🔥

Hello my fuegy friends!!!

Welcome to 🔥The Fueg 🔥, the newsletter no one asked for but everyone needs. We are BACK, and today, my angels, we're talking about something I'm passionate about. HOTT WEATHER!!!!!!

Grab your personal fan and let's fucking goooooo.

Summer isn't just a season. Summer is a ReLiGiOn. Why, you may ask? Because there is a church, aka the cabana. There is holy water, aka the pool. There is a Higher Power, aka the sun. Are you catching this (heat) wave? 

But when hot becomes.... tOo HoTt. things change. Things melt. Things get a little scary.

This XXXtreme heatwave has left me feeling eXXXistential. Who am I? WHERE am I? WHAT THE FUCK DO I WEAR? To keep myself sane (lol jk I already totally lost my sh*t like 3 times) and pass the time in the ever-blasting AC, I'm going to explore some lewks with you... Welcome to the What To Wear When Hell Doesn't Even Sound That Hot edition of 🔥 The Fueg 🔥. READ ON:

1. Meadow chic

When Dries Van Noten hit us with the grass runway in 2015, he gave us a true mood: daydreaming of being anywhere but here. We can take this meadow mindset and bring it to our current everyday hell 100 degree life. Movement? No thanks! Emails? Not today. Laying in the grass to catch a breeze? LFG.

2. Rough edges, sleek attitude

Burning man, anyone? Sometimes it genuinely IS too hot for actual clothes. Grab a scarf, a sheer curtain, or a kitchen towel, and make some industrious knots. Tom Hanks is making a strong case that knotty can be nice ;) Just be sure to stay away from anything flammable!

3. Accessories are the best distraction

What's that over there? A skyscraper? Did you see this hot dog? Basically I'm going to keep throwing distractions at you so you don't notice my sweat-stache! The matching set is a good idea too. BONUS: we live for a pattern to conceal any unmentionable sweat splotches. 

4. Avoid body heat but embrace best buds

The only thing better than an iconic accessory is an iconic bestie. This is what you really need to beat the heat. If you're reading this, it's because we all need each other to get through these trying times. When it's too hot to even BE hot, things can feel a little bleak.

So, bestie, that concludes today's journey. I hope you are excited to take that towel for a spin as a lewk and a hot dog as a new handbag. Did that make sense? I hope so but think the f*ck not. I'll leave you with this. The heat is definitely dropping and that means we're much closer to heaven (aka, a day, tanning at the pool) and a lot further from (this) heatwave hell.

LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE AN ICONIC LEWK,
Amy
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