URGENT: historical lewk at friar fuck
also are we doing summer wrong?
hi my gorgeous friends,
welcome to What Is This Regarding? where we take a critical lewk at wtf’s going on around us. This wk, we’re unpacking Friar Fuck, our iconic and maybe very favorite man ever introduced on SATC.
why now, you may ask? it was revealed to me by hottie bf whilst doing the NYTimes crossword (we’re almost Thursday-people now can u believe)……that there is someone named FRIAR TUCK. and just like that - my world stopped.
THERE IS AN ORIGIN STORY WE’VE BEEN MISSING ALL ALONG. (or at least i have)
perhaps you already know friar tuck was one of robin hood’s merry men and caught the reference when samantha said it in the first place. or perhaps you’re like me and your head is as blown as friar tucks unfortunate haircut.
this feels like a smooth moment to move on to my second topic:
are we doing summer wrong?
the answer is yes unless you’ve fully surrendered to being hot at all times and only leaving when necessary and only wearing shorts.
yes, it is me, former miami-mami, sunshine enthusiast, complaining about the heat. we are all just little ants under a global microscope. but bc i don’t go that deep here, let’s talk about how to do it right.
my #1 tip is to stop trying to lewk cute.
once you GIVE IN to the heat and just literally put on whatever the fuck won’t be terrible, you suddenly lewk…. effortless! don’t be like me and try to wear *THAT JACKET*.
my second tip *so sorry in advance to those whom i am offending* no more little wrestling suits. let’s just do a tshirt and shorts or maybe even a sundress? i rly just cant with this.
lastly - avoid leaving the house whenever possible. unless its to come over and bring me vegan ice cream bc honestly i love when anyone does that. BYE!
HEATED DEBATES
HOT TOPICS FROM A PREVIOUS SLETTER HEAT UP VIA A DEDICATED READER.
special thanks to this wks debater: elle (friend, model, general iced bev foe)
“What I don’t like about iced coffee OR cold brew… the people who drink it give narcissistic vibes. hear me out — for some reason, when they get tehir coffee, they feel the need to hold it up by their shoulders like this:
…and then they will point to everything with the hand they are holding their coffee in, despite having another ENTIRELY available hand, as if this clanking of the ice gives them some sort of importance or power.”
honestly. elle is not wrong. thanks for the iconic hot take… on ice.
PEEP THE FUEG
WAIT IM OBSESSED!!!!!!
a takedown!!! shein is finally outta here. read it (and weep w gratitude)
an author vlog!!!!! i can’t get enough of this yt vlog series by our queen. WATCH IT IMMEDIATELY.
hottie bf’s quote on ian schrager’s ig dropping knowledge: davy literally tweeted this quote 5 yrs ago and its the gift that keeps on giving. go off studio 54 kinggggg.
shop for sexy lewks we’re hosting a boyz closet sale at the stu next wk. COME THRU
Have something YOU fucking love? Email amy@whatisthisregarding.com with subject: FUEG
CLASSIFIEDS
SEEKING
TAKING A BREAK THIS WK BUT BACK WITH LOTS OF SEXY ASKS NEXT WK!
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