where tf did all the iced coffee go
no i dont want fkn cold brew
hi friends,
welcome to What Is This Regarding? where we take a critical lewk at wtf’s going on around us. this wk’s been hot in the urban jungles - tis the season for crop tops and sweatstaches, underboob and Not Twitter. ahhhh, summer!
but most of all, this is a season where one of my FAVORITE things on this planet *besides getting an iconic tan* gets its time to shine:
iced coffee!!!!!
pls read that again tho bc: i did not say cold brew!!!!!!!
i just don’t understand who decided everyone wants cold brew. it feels like there was a moment where every proprietor phased out traditional iced coffee in lieu of Crack-Branded-as-“Cold-Brew.”
it all started in 2017. and here we are, summer 23, cold brew ruining our damn lives. this is not a drill. this is serious business. ICED COFFEE IS NOT JUST A BEVERAGE, ITS A LIFESTYLE.
ICED COFFEE LIFESTYLE EXPLAINED:
it’s not called a cold brew break. bc cold brew breaks you. sometimes we just want a wholesome little excuse to take a walk, take a breath, hold something cold and cute.
iced coffee, unlike cold brew, is For The Homies. It’s sharable, sippable, softer on the nervous system. Why choose violence when you could choose iced coffee?
pls tell me you agree. let’s bring back iced coffee. i won’t take this lying down. it’s been 5 years we can’t get back.
this brings me to my final thot my goal this month is to have an affogato who will hold me accountable???? LOVE U
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