Lord farquad: the short king that got every girl to cut a f*ck ass bob
We all know it and its time to talk about it
hi my beautiful angel queen,
welcome to What Is This Regarding? where we take a critical lewk at wtf’s going on around us. so far this wk has been quite eventful - we launched our olive oil soap c/o metahaiku x graza. i am fired the fk up. this is the QUEEN OF ALL SOAP.
secure your bar here.
have i been working on this long? yes. am i obsessed w it? yes. if u bathing beauties didn’t know, olive oil is as dramatically moisture locking as any soap (opera).
MOVING ON!!!!!
let’s talk about the hairstyle that screams u mean business but also don’t know how to do business: the fuck ass bob*.
The *FAB is having a huge year. I blame give credit it to Lord Farquad.
(In case you’ve lost the plot read this for background.
the fab is popping up everywhere—on every girl/woman/child you know who is coming for revenge.
she is dramatic, using her FAB as a shimmy prop to emphasize just how hard little tasks are like explaining something wrong and not getting why someone doesn’t get it. or trying to rule a kingdom with terror.
nobody is safe. exhibit a, b, c, and d) e-girls, interns, *the girlies*, even will byers.
why am i sending this PSA about the FAB? for that very reason. I want to save you from yourself. we microdosed lord farquad so long ago he’s seeped into the zeitgeist and is now infiltrating salon chairs everywhere. we must not let him finally take control.
it isn’t you. it’s lord farquad’s mind control.
if you do it tho just repent to another FAB culprit: Friar Fuck.
so consider this: the fuck ass bob does not choose you. stay safe out there.
<3
i love u like i love saying I’m becoming a soap heiress,
amy
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